You know you live in Switzerland when...

You know you live in Switzerland when:

• You think a $4 cup of coffee is cheap.
• You can’t afford to go out for Chinese.
• When you go out, you constantly worry about inadvertently breaking a rule.
• You successfully conduct business mostly based on other people’s body language and facial expressions.
• Your favorite cheese is now a soft French white or Emmenthaler.
• You can eat a whole pizza by yourself.
• You can’t buy your niece any cute clothes because a baby outfit costs $149 USD.
• You only drink sparkling water.
• Shopping for groceries requires a passport.
• You can’t afford to buy books in your own language.
• Someone else has to make your doctor’s appointments for you.
• You walk places instead of drive.
• You make taco seasoning from scratch.
• You squeal out loud and clap your hands in the middle of the store when you find cheddar.
• A Whopper Jr. is a special occasion treat.
• You won’t eat ice cream unless it’s called gelato.
• You have to visit five different stores to get all your groceries.
• A day trip might mean driving to the other side of the nation.
• You have to special order common baking ingredients from family.
• You hoard everyday food items like Mac and Cheese, brown sugar and Campbells soup.
• You have no storage space.
• You don’t know anyone who lives in a house.
• You watch all your TV shows and movies on a 13-inch computer screen.
• You operate in three different currencies daily.
• You think in Celsius degrees instead of Fahrenheit.